(photo of Mz. Berlin by Scott Church)

My goodness. It’s been a crazy week. San Fran, bondage, celebrations and my first ever movie! I’m still reeling from it all. I’ve gotten so many awesome phone calls today. Lots of messages. I slept most of the afternoon and missed several calls.
Today was The Farmers’ Market, then a nap. Last night TMS, Princess Donna and I went to The Formosa for dinner. We ordered everything. I love that place. Donna and I are going to have a book trade the next time I’m in SF. I can’t wait to see what she’s reading.
TMS did a lovely job shooting my film, and it was nice to have him and Angela on set. They’re both people I’m totally comfortable with. Angela was our on-set perv and sat in the corner. She wasn’t allowed to look at me. Not because I’m a diva, but because she induces uncontrollable fits of laughter. Donna was really tough on me and I have to say that the bathroom scene is my favorite.
This week TMS and I are going to Six Flags. I love rollercoasters and plan on eating a lot of ice cream.
Wednesday I’m off to FL to visit my dad and shoot a super heroine video. We’re going to Busch Gardens, which will be lotsa fun.
K. I’m off for now.
Gonna watch some more of Africa and hit the hay.
As Always
B.

Princess Donna was awesome! Our shoot went really well and I’m happy with the outcome. Thankfully, we were not arrested. I did get Angela and Donna to agree to do a free reshoot if we were arrested, but I’m happy it didn’t come to that. Here are some funny pix from the shoot.
Here is Angela applying makeup to my boob and looking like a crazy person.

Here is Angela eating a pear in the corner.

Here is Donna and Angela planning something horrible, I’m sure.

Here is the Princess and I in the tub. Mayhem ensued right after this photo was taken.

The video will be edited in a few weeks, and I’ll post stills I pull from it soon. Yay!!
As Always
B.

Saw Indiana Jones and the fucking aliens tonight. Bad decision. Horrible movie. It hurt my face. The script was painful.
Tomorrow is my shoot with Princess Donna. My first movie. I hope y’all (and the community at large) like it. At any rate, it should be tons of fun. I got to talk to Donna about it a bit at The Armory this week. She was very enthusiastic and I was a lot flirty. I encouraged her to be as wicked as she wanted and I hope she makes me regret it. =)
I had some talent drop out at the last minute, which I’m bummed about. Luckily (and she’s done this before, ’cause she’s awesome and one of my go-to gals) January Seraph stepped in and will be joining the cast. I’ve gotten solid confirmations from everyone else and am really excited.
This week went by far too fast. Tuesday I shot for Hogtied. It was fun. I was a weenie. Matt made me tell everyone that I was a weenie. He made me squirm and squeal and whine. Of course, I was punished for it. It was lovely and I have the marks to prove it. It also exhausted all of my reserves. Wednesday was a shoot for Chanta. I worked with Beverly Hills, who -despite her name- was an awesome model and lots of fun. I certainly feel that I didn’t give her a run for her money. I won’t be booking a bondage shoot then a domme shoot again if I can help it. Thursday I guested on TTOO. I worked with people I hadn’t worked with before, which I found challenging and fun. Everyone was in a very good mood on set and we laughed quite a bit. I got to wear a patent burgundy corset, which was fun.
The past year has brought a lot of change in my life. I’ve been on the mainland, for one thing. Since my sabbatical, I’ve gotten serious about my career, have gotten my website up, worked on my clip store, amassed content for both and worked on my wardrobe. In my personal life I’ve had the opportunity to learn so much about myself and what does and doesn’t work for me. I’m a much better boundary setter and communicator. I think, anyway.
Blah Blah Blah.
But enough about me.
What do YOU think about me?
Haha.
TFFMB

Just got home. got my nails done. Only fucked up one on the ride home. Leykis was bitching about Indian outsourcing because they are “godless heathens” or something like that. Then a Christian lady from the midwest called in and said that she didn’t mind, because those people have “got religion”. Leykis made fun of her before kicking her off the show. I changed the channel and Stevie Ray Vaughn was on. Much better.

As an American, I wish that companies didn’t outsource, because Americans should have those jobs. But the big companies aren’t looking at the big picture. They’re looking at the bottom line. Our nation always looks at the bottom line. If they looked at the big picture we’d use a lot less pesticides and actually try to save the environment instead of just say we are and health care would be affordable and we’d be actively looking for a gas alternative for cars.

I don’t base my opinion on outsourcing on the religion of the proposed workers.

On the other hand, when I put my global glasses on, I feel that India, or wherever, should get the outsourced jobs because they want them, they do a good job and it stimulates the economy there. Whenever I see footage of earnest Indian people attending a Dale Carnegie course because they want to do a better job it kills me. Enthusiasm gets to me every time.

Just ate some mac n cheese from  Amy’s Organic.

Yummy.

Time to dye my hair. And watch the second half of the first disc of Africa. I’m going to send Preaching to the Perverted back.

I love this picture by Ian Rath of Fetish Nation. Leave me a comment and tell me what you think.

I (Mz. Berlin) did an interview with Catalina. You should take a look.

TMS just sent me a couple of pix from our weekend. He’s strictly behind the camera, but I wanted to post of couple of me. Please be forewarned, I have hat hair in all of the photos. Convertible = Hat Hair. At least my hat was cute!!
Here is a photo of me, sans hat, at Hearst Castle. We were nearing the end of the tour and the sun was setting. I did the whole tour in 4″ heels. The stairs were a bit tiresome, but nothing horrible.

Here is a picture of me making a stupid porno face at breakfast while wearing the hat, before we went to the Winchester Mystery House. You can see my new bracelet! Woot-Woot!!

Here is a picture of a myself and a shark.

And here is a picture of me smoking a cigarette. I should’ve put on lipstick. Maybe someone can photoshop it in for me? You can see my little septum captive bead ring really well in this one. I’ve ordered a seamless. It should be here soon. My boobs look good, but my hair looks awful. Perhaps they cancel each other out?

K. Thx, Faithful Readers.
Oh! Also, Varla attacked a dog today! She also has anger management issues. I wonder if the Dog Whisperer works with cats.
As Always
B.

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A reader did these for me (THANKS!)

(photo of Mz. Berlin by Ian Rath at Fetish Nation)

My birthday weekend was lovely. The Hearst Castle, a cabin in the woods, a sleepy day exploring the small villages that dot the coast of California, a night in a fancy, modern hotel, The Winchester Mystery House and a brisk drive back down the coast. I think I ate enough for three people this weekend, as well. Don’t let anyone tell you that models don’t eat. We eat like horses. TMS was a gentleman the whole trip. Even when he was forcing me to endure electricity on the PCH in the convertible. I wore skirts and heels everywhere but the Winchester House and my septum ring got quite a bit of attention. We took a lot of photos and I will post them here when he sends me copies.
As usual, TMS overdid things and got me several wonderful birthday prizes. In the morning, before we left the house he handed me a package that contained a large photo of The Wife and I. It’s one that he took before she and I went to the Harold and Kumar premiere. I was so touched. He’s endlessly supportive of my other relationships and especially The Wife and Chanta. (He gets a huge kick out of Chanta. I think he feels an affinity for her because they both like to make me scream and cry.) On the way up the coast he allowed me to open another package that contained (please sit down and hold onto something) an HW Design medical neck corset in red and black. It’s beautiful and buckles and laces up the back. That night (in the cabin) I got to open box #3 and inside was a bracelet that locks on. It’s from Axsmar, the same company that made my metal collar. It’s beautiful. And has a charm attached that has JF on it. We’ve talked off and on about me having something I could wear all the time, but I wasn’t expecting something so beautiful and perfect. It’s the only one like it in the world and I feel like the luckiest girl ever. I plan on wearing it as much as possible. I will post a clear picture soon.
I just got in. My email is acting wacky and won’t download. I can’t log into the server remotely, either. It’s driving me bonkers.
I’m going to go to bed now.
I am a tired girl.
As Always
TFFMB