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In Which Mz Berlin Says “Yo” With Conviction And Pimps A Japanese Flash Game

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My aunt sent me this online Japanese game. You have to give it a go, at least once. It only takes about 3 minutes. No spam or bugs, I promise.

Addictive Awesomeness Here (omg. It’s awful. It’s worse than X-Files movie)

In other news, Matt and Trey’s Top Ten South Park episodes are indeed, quite funny. Face the Nation is the best podcast ever. Eyes Wide Shut was boring, but beautifully shot and styled and completely unsatisfying. Tom Cruise is such a douche. I also got Man On The Moon, which I thought was overrated. Now all I have left is Captivity, which feels like a bomb waiting to happen. I put up suggestions and random stuff in random order. I have no idea what I’ll get next.

Was really productive today. Blog stuff, Clip Store stuff, VOD stuff. It’s all coming together. A pay site is next and I’m very excited about the coming year and tackling that project.

I’m hoping to have my business license by the end of the year. We shall see.

Sleep schedule seems a bit more normal.

Dirty Business is on my dirty bondage blog. Go check it out, yo.

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Even The Fabulous Mz Berlin Gets Insomnia

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, Can’t sleep. I’ve been up and down all night.
Lots of work this week.
Just ordered another Kiss Me Deadly Piece for one of my shoots next month. I’m fairly sure it will be here in time.
Been working on Mz Berlin’s Kinky Clip Store non stop.
Nervous about Saturday, a bit.
I saw a video of the beginning of the procedure once on television and I keep seeing that over and over again. I understand that I’ll be sedated and numbed and all of that jazz, but it’s the image in my head. It’s not the eye hooks that bother me. It’s the slice.
uggggh.
like nails on a chalkboard shivers
uggggh
But life without glasses is worth it.
Most of my xmas presents shipped yesterday. I need to get them all wrapped up and off to their final destinations. I like wrapping presents, oddly enough.
K.
Gonna try to sleep again.
I hate when I fuck up my sleep pattern.
I think I had a chai too late in the day today. Maybe, just maybe, if you watch one of the 50,000 movies in my Fetish Theater, I’ll be able to fall asleep.

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Mz Berlin Says You Should Talk To Your Doctor About Medicinal Margaritas

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  don’t drink, as a rule, but a friend from back home sent me this and I thought it was funny.
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions,
ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better
and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you’re ready and
willing to do just about anything..

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you
can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from
living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past
and you will discover many talents you never knew
you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who
are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Attraction to the same sex
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think
you can sing.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you
can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting

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I Search For Things I Don’t Want To Know

*I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin,  stole the title of my post from Scott Church. I am so unoriginal it hurts.**

Spent yesterday with Angela. She has all sorts of rock n roll magic. We hung out in hollywood and she totally scored a dozen free bagels at Noahs. Today I’m off to get my hair did.
The permanent color is the hardest part of being Berlin. I finally gave up on doing it myself with vivicolor. I need Shades EQ and I need another person with reasonable eyesight to apply it to the back of my head. The weekly demi-permanent, I can handle. If I fuck up with that, it’s fine.
Blah Blah.
After my hair it’s time for my nails and after that I have a dinner party to attend. TMS can’t make it, so I’m going solo. I think I’m going to wear my new YSL dress!!! I’m rather excited about that. I’ll try to take a picture.
I did a bonus update of me getting spanked by Jim Martin in my clip store.
The full vignette of myself and Natali Demore is also going up today. It was my first ever trade video clip.
We’re shooting Monday, and I always love shooting with him. BondageByRequest has been around forever and Mr. Martin rocks.
K.
That’s it.
Just posting to hear myself type.
Go read “Cat’s Cradle
All of you.
Especially if you’ve seen The Movie That Must Not Be Named.

Here is a picture of me getting spanked (above).
Enjoy.

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Caution: Only See This Movie If Your Life Is Perfect

Synedoche, New York is the most depressing movie ever. If you are having trouble deciding whether to commit suicide or not, this movie is for you. Phillip Seymour Hoffman was amazing. Catherine Keener is as beautiful as ever.
Seriously, only see this movie if your life is perfect and you feel good about it.
Over and out.

PS- If you want to feel good, buy my porn.

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I, the Fabulous Mz Berlin,  was about to head out the door this morning when my dad called. We ended up talking for two hours about the election and what it meant on a personal, national and global level. I rarely get to chat politics with anyone, and my dad keeps up with me and occasionally blows me away with his predictions and insights.
He talked about being in school when desegregation began, and how even though it was mandated, the students kept segregating themselves. I told him that it was exactly the same (a self-segregated population) when I attended that very same high school, when I walked those very same halls and ate in that lunch room. We both wondered if the lunch room there was different this week.
Having a mulit-racial president is exciting on so many levels.
I just hope that he keeps that “hope” momentum through the tough times ahead.
I’d hate to see this historic moment and presidency fucked up by the shitty “in” box he’s getting. And the fact that our nation has a long way to go before we will really see the Change that he’s talked about during this campaign. I hope that the human condition of impatience doesn’t get in the way of our long term success as a nation.
Then we talked about the financial crisis, which is one of our favorite subjects to agree upon loudly together.
Then we talked about China and Russia and Africa and all of the different challenges that the president elect will face. (I didn’t mention the middle east in that list, because he and I have talked that subject to death.)
A few more phone calls, set up a few shoots, then I was off to AIM and the bank. Most of my work this week has been payroll based, so I’m waiting for my checks to come in.
Paid my bills.
Off to the dr in about 1/2 an hour, then hopefully I’ll be going to see a movie tonight. Word from TMS is that it’s really busy at his office, so we’ll see. If not, Netflix delivered “River’s Edge” (with Crispin Glover!!), “Life in the Undergrowth” (5 freakin’ hours!!) and “Leatherheads.”  I hate George Clooney in everything except for “The Perfect Storm” and that had nothing to do with him. I just thought the story was compelling. I’m not sure why I listed that.
Shooting with Derrick Pierce again for Fucked and Bound (fuckedandbound.com) was AWESOME. I was on the sassier side of sassy, and was certainly put into check. Haha!! I wore some custom shoes and my prettiest red dress. I love working at The Factory.
K.
Democracy Now podcast, then Dr.

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Hindsight Is 20/20: Mz Berlin (ME!) Is Getting Her Eyes Lasered And Her Teeth Cleaned

I, The Fabulous Mz Berlin, am off to have a consultation with a lasik professional.
A little nervous, but when I called to confirm my appointment for tomorrow  regarding contacts and glasses, I found that I’d be paying over 1/2 of what I’d pay for the lasik procedure. So, I’m doing a free consultation instead.
I’ve canceled my appointment, but if the estimate is more expensive than what the internet is telling me I can always reschedule.
Getting my teeth cleaned tomorrow. Like clockwork. Every three months.
Found out when I called to confirm my dental appointment that I am not as close to my dental fund goal as I’d like to be, but that’s alright. I am quitting smoking once the first round is done, so this gives me some more time to be passive aggressive with myself. Haha.
Off to get ready and head out.
Don’t plan on dressing up too much, but I’ll post some pix before I head out!!
As Always
Mz B.

PS- Go buy my porn!!

And vote in this stupid poll- http://www.bustyskinny.com/mz_berlin/index.php
I don’t win anything, but I ran across it and thought I’d post it here.
(you can vote more than once)

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Let Nothing Come Between You

I’m seeing that creepy Tom Cruise website ad everywhere again.
The laundry is done, dude. (It is not done)
TMS stayed over. We watched the last debate (he hadn’t seen it) and visited. Today was a trip to Target and he’s off to work on a personal project further up the coast.
I found out I could get my daily Anderson Cooper fix via a video podcast. iTunes is amazing. I also got the BBC World News.
Here is a pretty photo from a recent shoot for Chanta’s Bitches, one of the Twisted Factory sites.

I am in the middle of teaching Charley Chase a lesson with bondage and my strap on. Business as usual. But I just love how unposed this was. I can be a bit too “posey” sometimes.

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Mz Berlin Scores Diane Von Furstenburg, YSL, And A Saks Signature Dress At A Great Hollywood Garage Sale

I, the Fabulous Mz Berlin, just went to a garage sale a few streets down being held by a stylist. I found a YSL dress, a Diane Von Furstenburg, a Saks Signature dress, 2 Laundry by Shelli Segal dresses AND a fur and leather duster coat with embroidery by Guess. I got it all for a little over a hundred bucks, and my entire fall wardrobe is complete.
Sometimes the sun does shine on me.
I really only paid for the YSL and he sort of gave me the rest.
I love being able to fit into most sample sizes.
He had several really pretty Betsy Johnson pieces, but she hates my boobs. So sad.
I’m happy that garage sale havers who have what I want don’t hate my boobs!!
Haha!!  I advise you to buy my porn. I made it for you!

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I Don’t Feel The Sun’s Coming Out Today

(Hey- It could be worse. I’ve spared you -faithful reader- from Bob Dylan lyrics for quite a while.)

I’ve been watching the debates, speeches, interviews and articles about the presidential election rabidly for the past few days. When I get obsessed, I get obsessed, I suppose.
And there’s been the tangled up in blue bit on a few fronts.
There’s a song I’ve gone back to over the years when I felt overwhelmed by situations and I think that, in this particular instance, the lyrics can apply to both our situation as a nation and as a people.

Selfishly, it also made me feel a bit better about the Tangled Up In Blue business.

So, without further ado- here is Blind Melon doing a later version of “Change”. The video is promising at moments and hokey during others, but the lyrics speak for themselves. You can google those. It’s E-Z.

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Mz Berlin’s Take On The Obama McCain Debate

McCain was totally shaken. He kept interrupting, didn’t make eye contact with Barack for more than a moment, repeated himself (a bad habit I have when I’m nervous) and totally went on the defensive and got his claws out.
Barack did a good job. I would’ve went in for the kill, but I admire his “high road” approach. It’s just not in me.
K.
Oh. Dexter was good, too.
I haven’t posted any pix in a while, so here are a couple I took today for TMS. (I like to send him photos of me dressed within my rules when I can.)

Here’s my face. No lipstick, ’cause I always do that last.

and I couldn’t leave out my boobs.

later, gators.

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Mz Berlin In Leaving Las Vegas

Saturday went well. We finished Becoming Berlin: An Afternoon With Princess Donna. Yay!! Angela and January were both awesome and Mr. Fitzgerald did a wonderful job, as well. I’m fortunate to have such a good team, and awesome friends. The movie is edited, except for what we shot on Saturday. Once that’s added in, then it’s off to have music added and *dramatic music* then it will be available to YOU, faithful reader.
(And any other pervert on the internet, but you’ll know first ’cause I’ll post about it here, yo.)
Sunday went well. I was attending a bachelorette party in Vegas with a friend. Myself and a shit load of her friends from back east and one from Hawaii rented a suite at Caesars Palace. Last night was the first night there with the group, and we’d bought tickets to see Cher, for her last concert at Caesars Palace. Her final performance. She canceled at the last minute, and the only reason we staying at that hotel is because we’d gotten a Cher Package. Blah Blah. So we decide to go see LOVE instead, at the mirage, which turned out to be the same price as Cher. Ticketmaster had already refunded the person who had originally bought the tickets.
While going to dinner and the show while walking up and down the strip dressed in my 4.5″ strappy heels, fishnet pantyhose, a leopard print pencil skirt, a tight black cleavage baring tank top and my beautiful Sue Nice corset, laced at about 21″. I was all dressed up and stumbling over cobblestones for at least 4 hours. I did garner rather a lot of attention, and Jessica was kind enough to take a photo. If she gets it to me in a timely fashion I will post it here. I loved all the stares the corset received. =)
We went to a tequila bar/restaurant’s for dinner and I had two shots of a sweet creamy tequila based something or other. It was a straight liqueur, I think? Whatev. 2100 something. Or something like that. Then we all tottered over to see LOVE and enjoy it’s self proclaimed psychedelic show. ;)  We were all very moved and impressed and occasionally overwhelmed. I recommend it and would love to see it again. They rocked it.
Then we teetered over to Caesars and told everyone we saw how much better the Beatles were than Cher. I promptly passed out (I had an early flight this morning, but I’ll get to that in a moment.)  This morning was pastries, gummy bear throwing and hung over ness. I’m happy I don’t drink. It never looks fun and it only seems to feel fun for one fleeting moment each time I attempt to go over 2 drinks. I suppose I’m just wired that way.
Moving right along, this morning I caught a cab to the airport, missed the check in time by ten minutes, which is no big deal because I fly a lot on Southwest and usually they just move you to the next flight available. Which was in an hour by the time it was all booked. Perfect. I checked my luggage, smoked my final cigarette, went through security and to my gate. When I got to my gate I looked at the monitor and realized that my flight had been delayed by almost an hour, but that a flight going to LAX was leaving at the same time as my previous flight. So, I headed to the ticket counter closest to me where there were some agents and walked up they were having a conversation about something personal, and there was no one else at the counter. I waited a moment, then smiled and said “Hey there.”
I then stood there like an idiot while they finished their conversation and the gentleman behind the counter looked up and me and said “What?” as if I had interrupted the most important conversation of his life and then he’d realized, mid-word, that I looked exactly like someone he hated for deep seated reasons. I started to say something about wanting to change my ticket and he wasn’t even looking at me anymore.
So, I said “I’ll find help elsewhere. Thank you.”
I then went to the next counter down and was assisted by another lady with my ticket change. No big deal. I mention the treatment I’d gotten at the previous counter and asked to speak to the supervisor before I go. Then I ask what we can do about my luggage, that’s been checked into another flight that’s leaving much later than the flight I’m currently on and she tells me that I’d have to talk to the supervisor about that, anyways. She calls the supervisor on duty, asks him/her to come over and the supervisor asks for me to move to a different gates’ ticketing booth. I head over there (which is near my intended departure gate) and walk up to the counter. I walk up to the open space in line and the lady I am about to have a confrontation with looks at me expectantly, which I take to be a sign that she’d like to know why I’m here. I tell her who I am and show her my boarding pass and tell her that I am supposed to meet a supervisor at this gate. She gets defensive and wants to know why I need to talk to a supervisor. I tell her that I needed a special request with regards to my luggage and the other was a matter that I’d discuss with her. She looked at me, called over a supervisor and said “I can’t help you with anything else” and then she GAVE ME THE HAND. She stuck her fucking hand in my face. I looked directly at her, told her that she was classy and wrote her name down. I then proceeded to tell her that I had been sent here from another gate. She looked at the person in line behind me, gave me the hand and said “May I help you?”  I then stood away from the counter and waited to speak to the supervisor for about ten minutes. It had taken me about 15 minutes to actually get to the gate. Meanwhile, back at the counter, the lady who refused to assist me was discussing the merits of our discussion. I’m sure I heard a racial slur in there somewhere. Her counter companion told her more than once to just humor me. Once the waiting game hit the 1/2 hour mark I got really irritated and I called the number on my ticket sleeve after asking when the supervisor was expected to arrive and being given answers like “when she gets here”. All I had was a simple luggage complaint to worry about in the beginning and it had become a little annoying. I got someone on the phone and I was explaining to him that I had a flight leaving, and that finding someone to help me resolve the issue was more than difficult. In the middle of our conversation, the supervisor stepped up, followed by another lady in a polo shirt. I told the supervisor that I was on the phone with Southwest and that I’d get off now that she’d arrived. I said good bye and she immediately became very defensive and wanted to know why I was on the phone. I told her that my time was limited and I had three issues to resolve with her, and one involved my luggage, and the other two were in regards to customer service. She told me that she’d already been briefed on the customer service issues and that there weren’t any. I then launched into a mini monologue that described what had happened and handed her my luggage ticket.
She did not address any of my issues, nor my luggage, but preceded to tell me that I, in fact, had been in the wrong entirely and having a supervisor over was a courtesy since none of my problems were urgent and that I “felt” a little negative. I heartily agreed with and used verbal bullet points to illustrate it again. She told me she couldn’t help me and reiterated that those on her watch had done nothing wrong. I then told her that I thought that her customer service standards sucked and that I would be calling corporate. Before thanking her for her time I made a mental note of her name and proceeded to call TMS, vent a bit, buy a small chai and went to my gate. I sat down near my gate and waited for the flight to board. (Only moments away!!)  I then called the customer service number on my A List membership card and began chatting with a lady who works exclusively in the customer service department at corporate headquarters. She looked up my flight history and my records and saw that I flew a lot with Southwest and that the only other time I’d had an issue had been in Las Vegas. WTF?? She also noticed a ticket that hadn’t been refunded yet from a few months ago. After I’d given her the low down, she agreed to try and resolve at least the luggage issue and would speak to the supervise about the other issues and get back to me. Then I noticed the original supervisor standing approx 20 feet away from me with two police officers and the mystery blonde polo shirt lady. I mentioned this to the lady I’m on the phone with and she’s like WTF? and tells me to remain calm. We keep chatting and she tells me that it’s no big deal, that she’ll talk to the supervisor, even though she has no direct authority, she doesn’t think this sounds right. Which it wasn’t. I’m told I can’t be helped, and then I am approached by the police? The supervisor walks over JUST AS THE FUCKING PLANE IS PREPPING FOR BOARDING and people are lining up and milling about, holding  their newly purchased soft pretzels and chocolate boxes and I heart vegas t-shirts. She tells me to hang up the phone. I tell her that I’m currently on the phone with customer service and they’re resolving my issues. She then tells me that I am to come with her and the police officers for a chat. I ask why, and am told it’s because I instigated a confrontation with her and two of her customer service representatives. I tell her to pull up the security tape and review it. Polo blondie then says that they don’t need the tape because they have witnesses. WTF? I tell her that I’m afraid I would miss my flight if I did that and would just like to get on the plane, and out of her terminal. Then the customer service representative told me to hand the supervisor my phone. Which I did. They spoke for about two seconds. The supervisor laughed and handed me my phone back. The customer service representative then told me to call her back as soon as we were done with whatever chat we needed to have before I boarded my plane.
I stood up and asked the supervisor what she needed to talk to me about. She told me that I would not be boarding that Southwest flight and that I would have to go back downstairs with my current boarding pass, go back to the Southwest desk and use that confirmation number to get on another flight, and that the police would be escorting me out of the boarding area.

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Mz Berlin The Badass Femdom, Lezdom, Switch, Submissive, Collared, Cat Loving Politico

My new Kiss Me Deadly arrived today from LaMagia. I’m thrilled. It all fits perfectly. I can’t wait to get more.

Angela stopped by today. I was non-linear and she was patient. Good Times.

Finally got the chance to watch the presidential debate last night. I’m eagerly awaiting the vp debate tonight. I just wish that Anderson Cooper was moderating. Mr. Cooper, if you’re reading, I will let you do unspeakable things to me. TMS is fine with it. You’re on The List.

TMS stayed over last night. We had some nice quiet time, a precious commodity in both our lives. Varla certainly enjoyed it. She’s always flirting with him.

She does not flirt with Angela. Or Jessica. She likes Roxy. She tolerates Meow. She LOVES TMS. She loves Brandon J. Christopher.
She just doesn’t really like women. She’s a bitchy little French thing under all that beautiful fur.

In porno news, I’m this weeks’ update on Captive Male. Rico and I had a showdown like I’ve never had before. He said I was a bitch in the first 3 minutes of the video. It was awesome. Things came out of his mouth that were a dare, and I do love a challenge. Fortunately, so did Rico and his mouth didn’t write checks his ass couldn’t cash. I hope I get a second go round with him. It was “game on” from that moment. He told me he wasn’t sure i could bring it and threatened to shove an electrode in my ass while he was tied up in the most uncomfortable tie I could think of. Pure heaven.

Directing has helped me learn so much, and I love learning more. I learned a lot watching this video that I need to even my tone and find a balance. I’m honored to direct for Twisted Factory. Rico rocked, btw, and was amazing. I love when people “mean it”.

There will be an official announcement later on my awesome bondage blog, but awesome bondage blog, but Princess Donna’s new site, Public Disgrace, has launched. I adore Princess Donna and am very proud of her awesome idea brought to life. My only regret is not being able to participate before it was shot overseas. I love being at the Princess’ Mercy and will try to talk her into disgracing me even more in the future. God, I’m shameless.

Moving right along, tomorrow I am off to my first Drs appointment with my new insurance. I’m being checked out head to toe and am thrilled about it. All you medical fetishists can visit my clip store to imagine me in a medical setting and see me poking and prodding Ashley Renee in full heavy rubber. I’ll be uploading some heavy rubber medical clips later this month of Julie Simone and I in the Julie Simone production- Breaking Berlin. I am poked and prodded by Julie fully encased in rubber. I love being a switch.

The stencils and paint are on their way. I still haven’t found the perfect oilcloth yet. I am patient.

I’m off to finish laundry and shtuff.

KTHXBAI.


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Three Is The Loneliest Number: Even Femdoms Get The Blues

Wow.

I’ve (The Fabulous Mz Berlin) had a crazy fucking month.

Caution: Vent Mode/Minor Pity Party Ahead

Ohmygawd. So my car breaks down on the 12th and I rented a car. I finally got my car back, which cost a gazillion dollars and then had to pay for the rental. And it used up all the money I had been saving to move to a bigger apartment.

And then there’s a rather serious family issue I’m dealing with. In addition to that there’s personal drama that is overwhelming going on, too.
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“We always did feel the same, we just saw it from a different point of view….. Tangled up in blue….”

This weekend was fine. I worked with Charlotte Vale and we had a good scene. It will be put in the editing queue soon and be up on the site. It’s another one of my “Submits” series. She was really tough and genuine. Lots of face slapping, fear play and the stun gun, which I hadn’t used before. She totally rocked.

Sunday was a shoot for Mr. Fitzgerald and Gwen Media. The movie is pretty heavy and is all about metal and water torture. I don’t want to give to much away, but I was waterboarded in the film. (My idea, might I add.) That is some heavy shit. I researched how to do it, and we did it by the book. Your whole sinuses fill up with water and your body responds like you’re drowning, but you can still breathe through your mouth as long as the water is being poured, but because of the drowning response and the water in your face, you don’t remember.
It was really tough. The movie is a very dark almost horror film. Very Mr. Fitzgerald. I was in metal shackles all day!!

I’m finally finishing Becoming Berlin: An Afternoon with Princess Donna this weekend. I’m very excited to get the final edit and be get started on the next one. I’ve set a date in November and am thrilled. The first production meeting is in two weeks!

So, that’s that.

In dresser news, I am all done and everything but the stencling and drawer liners are in place.  I need to order them online. Maybe I’ll take care of that this evening. I’ll take a picture of the almost finished product soon. I haven’t been home when there’s been good sunlight, and I want to show the color. TMS got me a “prize” of glass knobs for the dresser. They are absolutely perfect and I have a very thoughtful dominant partner.

Did some yoga tonight. I did my 40 minute flexibiity training tape. I’ve been doing my 20 minute one, but I think I need to work on alignment again before trying to do power yoga. Yoga is not like riding a bike. I’m happy with my progress, though. Once I get more aligned and flexible I’ll add some more pilates. I was learning ballet while overseas and still have the tape. I hope to restart that, too. The more you do, the more you do and want to do. I need to just be consistent for a couple of weeks and I’ll be back where I was. Wanting to work out and feeling better.

That’s it for non-porn news. Now go BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!

Off to bed. It’s late and it’s been a long day.

As Always
B.

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Painting My Dresser, Futon Love, And Yoga

‘allo and good morning. I (the fabulous Mz Berlin) woke up at 7 this morning. I’ve been getting up earlier and earlier. It’s good for me. I’ve been getting more done.
I’ve finished the dresser I was working on.
The inside (including the interior of the dresser itself!) is painted a vibrant semi gloss pink varnish and the complete outside, the rails inside the dresser, and edging of the dresser is painted a matte red. It really turned out well. I’m ordering some stencils this week, as well as some nice paper (I think it’s called oil cloth or oil paper? People use it to line drawers and cabinets, before contac paper or whatever became popular.)
TMS surprised me with faceted glass knobs from restoration hardware. They were the perfect size and shape. And the front is flat, so I can do some glass painting later, maybe do a subtle fleur-de-lis on the front of each.
I’m feeling really motivated in the redecorating department. Partially because I know that I’ll be moving soon and partially because I have so much more room because of the futon.
Here’s a pic of my new motivational and yoga tolerant futon.

To read the rest of this wonderfully domestic, porn free post, pop on over to my Live Journal. You’ll see pictures of The Dresser! (dramatic music)

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Memes, Dreams, and An Update About TMS

I (the Faboulous Mz Berlin) haven’t posted in a while about TMS or our relationship progression, specifically my clothing restrictions. Here are the rules-
- I have to wear a dress at all times unless it’s inappropriate to the activity.
- I have to wear heels all the time unless it’s inappropriate to the activity. (4″ or higher. No exceptions.)
- I am allowed to wear comfy clothing at home, like when I’m working on an art project, but am expected to wear a nightgown to bed.
- When on a set in town I am expected to wear a dress and heels to the shoot, just like I’m headed anywhere else.

There are some others that I’m sure I”m forgetting, but that’s the gist of it.
So, today I’m headed out and here is some evidence of my attire.
I haven’t updated on my transformation recently, and I need to be better about that.

Here’s just my face-

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Here is my cleavage!! (You knew I’d throw those puppies in there!!)

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Here is my new pencil skirt. It needs to be taken in a bit, and I’m looking for a new belt in both black and brown.

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And, last, but certainly not least- my high heels.

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Enjoy!!!

I’ll try to post some corset photos soon, too.
As Always
b.

ME!
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Mz Berlin (ME!), My Goddamn Car, The Cavalry, and Princess Donna

More Amazing Photgraphy From Jim Martin. He's in my blogroll!

I’ve figured out the car thing. The cavalry came in and saved me. (at little to no interest!!)
I started refinishing a new dresser. I sanded and primered most of it yesterday. Stupidly, I didn’t take out all the knobs before I started and there’s three that have rotted into the frame. I need more power than I’ve got, captain.
The calvary will be swooping in and saving me from a half-finished dresser, too.
I’m lucky.
The dresser is my lingerie one. It’s about mid-chest height, has two little drawers and three larger ones. I’m painting the interior pink and the exterior red, then I’m going to do some Fleur-du-lis stenciling. The red is matte, the pink is semi glossy and the embellishments will be high gloss.
It might turn out awful. We’ll see.
It just might rock.
If it looks the way it does in my head, it will rock.
Picked up my new seamless septum ring and tools to take all the jewelry in and out at home. House of Freaks on Melrose is awesome. Since Rings of Desire isn’t an option anymore, I’ve been cruising over there.
K.
Got to go pay for my rental car and renew my lease through Wednesday, then go see my fabulous French dr, then a romantic evening is planned with TMS.
Busy Busy.
Go look at my dirty bondage blog- www.mzberlinsblog.com for all of the info you’d ever need about my sexual whereabouts. (And those of other persons of importance.)
I’m too busy to porno right now.
My new bed (the other one broke ’cause my head went through the headboard and it all went downhill from there, just started falling apart and so I just bought a futon so I could use it as a couch later when I move which should be soon) gives me enough room to do yoga!!
My mats are already out.
I’ve got to jet.
Later-
TFFMB

OH!!!!!!  Becoming Berlin: An Afternoon With Princess Donna (who runs Wired Pussy)  will be wrapping up on October 4th. All of the pickups will be shot and I expect the editing to take a day or two, before it’s sent off for music. I’m very excited. I’ll have a preview clip or a trailer up as soon as possible.  To celebrate I implore you to BUY MY PORN!!!! I made it for YOU!

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Mz Berlin Blows A Head… Gasket. Vanilla Porn & Rental Cars

Photography By Jim Martin (he's in my blogroll!)

I’ll post soon about my awesome shoots at the Twisted Factory last week soon, but in the meantime my car’s head gasket is blown and I’m in a bit of a tizzy.
Shooting for Reality Kings tomorrow.
Speaking of Vanilla porn- here’s a link to my bang bros trailer.
Enjoy!!
K. Got to go deal with the car.
Guess moving is put off a bit.
Damnit!!
xo
B.

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Mz Berlin Is Back From Burning Man: Love Is Real

I’m (The Fabulous Mz Berlin)  back home.
Obviously.
The Burn was amazing. Blah. Blah. Blah. I could try to explain it and do it justice, but that won’t ever be faithful to the Experience blah blah.  TMS is amazing. He was a total trooper. The yurt was beautiful and filled with people most of the time. Zsu Zsu got her ballotin of imported chocolate. Biking was impossible. The Playa is huge now. The city was roomy, not as crowded in a space sense. I am in love with Motorhome Burning Man Going. It is The Way.
I do feel that the AC on tap did make me a little less social this year, but I was a lot more introspective.
I hurt my leg while trying to jump on a steamboat. Like, a Mark Twain-Karma Chamelon sort of steamboat. At sunrise. I continued to fuck up my leg the rest of the next day. Right leg, knee and below. It is my unsexy shin. Boo Hoo. I also injured my arm on a disco bus. I think.
Did I mention that we picked up a hitch hiker?
Moving right along….
Looking for a new apartment is my current priority. Pasadena, Toluca Lake and the Hollywood Hills are my three areas of interest. 1 bedroom. Must allow cats. Anybody??
Work is on hold while I re-dye, polish and wax myself back to perfection. I will be directing for TF again next week. Chad Rock and Wild Bill are both to be inspected and taught lessons with bondage and strap on sex. It’s the story of my life. Haha!!
Next Wednesday I am scheduled for a date with Mark Davis. I am sure that he will be teaching me a lesson with bondage and sexual activity of some sort. I’m about due for one.
In actual Porno News, please go check out my new update on TTOO w/Charlotte Vale. I was summoned to The Armory to assist Charlotte during her time as a Trainee and was instructed by Mr. Mogul to keep Charlotte on task. Floor cleaning, cock sucking, fucking and focus were all on the menu for Charlotte after I got there. Apparently interrogation and Mr. Cattle Prod were on the menu before. I’m happy I missed that. Charlotte and I look stunning in corsets from Dark Garden and high heels. James directed the sexual and sadistic scene. 5 people interacting. It was nuts. In a good way. And literally. It was challenging to switch, as I’d been mentally prepping to be beaten all morning, but I like challenges.
Blah Blah Blah
K. Off to the shower for me. Then laundry. Then haircut. Maybe.
Not overly ambitious today.
OH!! I do have new clips of myself and Ashley Renee. I’ll be posting them over the weekend. Yay!!
As Always
B.

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Mz Berlin’s Dispatch From Just Before Burning Man

Mz Berlin had a good productive day today. I worked with Christian for a Joey Silvera movie called Strap Attack. It was lots of fun. Christian was a good sport and we had fun. I didn’t beat him up too much, just enough to show him who’s boss! Haha!! I do suspect that we’ll be booked in a scene together where the tables are turned in the not so distant future, so that was probably a good idea. He was so easy to work with and is really hot, so it was easy to do the scene. He has a good energy. He interrupts to much, but it’s good for me to have a taste of my own medicine from time to time.  =)  I wore my new Demask corset with its’ matching bra and panties. I love that outfit and haven’t worn it for a video yet, only internet content. Joey was really easy to work with and totally laid back.  I hope that we get to work together again.
And the cancellation had nothing to do with anyone not wanting to work with me. I am a goober.
TMS, The Wife, The Hawaiian and I are busy bees getting ready for Burning Man. The next few days are going to be a blur, then we’re off to the playa.
In porno news, I am all over the Twisted Factory. Sabrina Fox and I going at it is ready for your consumption at ChantasBitches.com, and a shoot featuring myself, Daac Ramsey and Robin Trulove is the update currently on CaptiveMale.com. I’m also the current update on GwenMedia.com in a hot photo set with Julie Simone.
So, that’s that. BUY MY PORN! I made it for you!
L8TR

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